Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-9779 (?)
- SCP-9779 was an unusual message received by the Foundation that could travel across universes with different laws of physics, warning that the universe is unstable and can suddenly change its fundamental rules, destroying all life. This phenomenon, called false vacuum decay, creates an expanding bubble where the laws of physics are incompatible with life. The message also included records from past civilizations that tried and failed to stop this process, along with instructions for building a device to detect these events and another to send the warning to future universes. Faced with an imminent decay event, the Foundation ultimately decided to use dark energy to seal off Earth's solar system from the rest of the universe, saving humanity but trapping them forever within their isolated cosmic bubble.
- 300-page iPhone bill (?)
- The "300-page iPhone bill" refers to a viral incident in August 2007 where YouTube personality Justine Ezarik (iJustine) received an extraordinarily voluminous paper bill from AT&T Mobility for her new iPhone, mailed in a box. This happened because AT&T's default detailed billing itemized every single data transfer, including individual emails and text messages, for heavy users. Ezarik's video, which highlighted the excessive paper waste rather than the cost, quickly gained widespread media attention, prompting AT&T to change its billing practices for iPhone users by removing itemized detail from paper bills and encouraging online billing.