Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-4214 (?)
- SCP-4214 is a digital image of a muscular person holding a sealed container, which causes anyone who looks at it to temporarily lose their ability to speak coherent words, instead spouting gibberish. This effect, which also applies to physical copies, wears off within 12 hours and has no lasting negative impact. The image is stored in the Foundation's database, and webcrawlers delete any copies found online to prevent its spread.
- Zzxjoanw (?)
- The article describes "Zzxjoanw" as a fictitious entry in Rupert Hughes' 1903 encyclopedia, *The Musical Guide*, which claimed it was a Māori word meaning "drum," "fife," or "conclusion" and pronounced "shaw." This fabricated word fooled many logologists, or word enthusiasts, for years, despite its unlikely spelling and pronunciation for a Māori word, and the suspicious fact that one of its meanings, "conclusion," also concluded the dictionary section of the book.