Added Patch 7 and Backdated 6 and 5

Author: GoldStar184

_posts/2025-06-15-Patch-5.md

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+---
+title: Patch 5
+date: '2025-06-15 10:00:00 -0700'
+categories:
+  - patch notes
+tags:
+  - patch notes
+author: GoldStar184
+toc: false
+description: "Lunar compatibility, cryptic leaves, classic bug fixes."
+---
+
+## Changes
+- Enhanced moon shininess patch is now compatible with cloudier nights.
+- Reduced the likelihood of leaves assembling into cryptic patterns during solstice events.
+- Added mild static to radio stations during dramatic weather.
+- Improved sandwich structural integrity: tomatoes now 4% less likely to escape.
+- Made shadows 1% more dramatic after 5pm.
+- Elevator doors now close with 0.2% more confidence.
+- Keys are now slightly more likely to remain where last placed.
+- Mirrors now consistently display only the standard level of enthusiasm, regardless of the day of the week.
+
+## Known Bugs
+- Stacking a 10,000th cup may result in the entire stack phasing gently through the floor.
+- Cats may still appear in locations they were not seen entering. Cat teleportation remains poorly understood.
+- Some cats have been observed briefly behaving as if liquid.
+- Socks are still escaping from laundry baskets, especially on Tuesdays.
+- Squirrels sometimes forget where they buried their acorns, leading to spontaneous oak tree generation.
+- Traffic lights occasionally synchronize in ways that defy probability.
+
+## Feedback
+If you have questions or bug reports, please send us an email!

_posts/2025-06-16-Patch-6.md

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+---
+title: Patch 6
+date: '2025-06-16 09:30:00 -0700'
+categories:
+  - patch notes
+tags:
+  - patch notes
+author: GoldStar184
+toc: false
+description: "Chimed cups, logical laces, quantum logs."
+---
+
+## Changes
+- A soft cap on cup stacking now gently chimes at 9,999, using resonant mug acoustics to deter overenthusiastic stacking.
+- Shoelaces now reference a basic logic engine before self-untangling, reducing spontaneous untying during routine walks by 5%.
+- Elevator buttons now detect elbow-presses via subtle pressure differentials and respond with dignified resistance.
+- Squirrel memory was updated using a daylight-activated cache refresh, boosting acorn retrieval accuracy by 0.5% while the sun is up.
+- Cloud pattern rendering now checks a cryptic-message blacklist from 2–4 a.m., minimizing unintentional omens.
+- Sock containment protocols have been reinforced with anti-escape threading, reducing Tuesday disappearances by 2%.
+- Cat teleportation is now monitored by quantum event loggers. So far, logs are mostly paw prints.
+- Mirror reflection enthusiasm is now synchronized to national holiday calendars, ensuring appropriate levels of pep.
+
+## Known Bugs
+- Stacking a 10,000th cup may result in the entire stack phasing gently through the floor.
+- Some cats have been observed briefly behaving as if liquid.
+- Cats may still appear in locations they were not seen entering.
+- Traffic lights occasionally synchronize in ways that defy probability.
+- Squirrels sometimes forget where they buried their acorns, leading to spontaneous oak tree generation.
+- Elevator doors may develop an existential pause before closing if observed too intently.
+
+## Feedback
+If you have questions or bug reports, please send us an email!

_posts/2025-06-17-Patch-7.md

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+---
+title: Patch 7
+date: '2025-06-17 08:40:00 -0700'
+categories:
+  - patch notes
+tags:
+  - patch notes
+author: GoldStar184
+toc: false
+description: "Backdated notes, meta fixes, and improved feedback."
+---
+
+## Changes
+- Fixed an issue causing the last two patch notes to not post on time; they have now been restored and backdated for continuity.
+- Patch notes now retroactively synchronized with the proper flow of time.
+- Added a note about comments to the feedback section for improved user participation.
+- Shoelace logic module recompiled to address rare double-knot paradoxes.
+- Cup stacking warning chime now harmonizes with local mug dialects.
+- Cats exhibiting quantum behavior are now gently encouraged to localize before breakfast.
+- Elevator button resistance now calibrated to distinguish between elbows, foreheads, and robust optimism.
+
+## Known Bugs
+- Stacking exactly 10,000 cups may still result in the stack phasing gently through the floor.
+- Some cats continue to behave as if liquid or to teleport unexpectedly.
+- Socks remain prone to Tuesday escapes, despite reinforced threading.
+- Squirrels may still forget acorn locations, resulting in spontaneous oak tree generation.
+- Mirrors occasionally reflect a surplus of enthusiasm on minor holidays.
+- Traffic lights may synchronize in improbable patterns during solstice events.
+
+## Feedback
+If you have questions, bug reports, or wish to leave a comment, please send us an email or use the comments section below!